Walmart

Last night a couple of friends and I went to the new Walmart that just opened in West Des Moines. As we were walking through, we commented on how new and clean it was and wondered how long it would be before it was all trashy like every other Walmart. After we checked out, the other girls left and I hit the restroom. As I was walking in I noticed that the floor was all muddy. Then when I opened the door to the bathroom stall, there was a turd floating in the toilet. I thought.....oh Walmart, you never let me down. ;)

Party Time!

Holy hell it was hot yesterday! We had Kyle's birthday party and at the beginning of the week I was little worried that we might get rained out, but that was not the case. Instead it was 100 degrees with no sort of breeze. The kids were fine because they got to run through the sprinkler, but the adults were melted. Ugh! Kyle had fun and got lots of cool gifts, so it was worth it. He even got a couple that Daddy and Uncle Chris were playing with. He got his Pirates of the Caribbean "Life" game that he's been wanting so today will be filled with games of that. Which is fine by me because it's a scorcher outside again today and we need some indoor entertainment. Here are some highlight pictures of the day:

Water Beads

Since it rained the other day, I took that opportunity to get some shots of the deck with the water seal. Looks pretty good with the water beading off.

A speeding ticket

On my way to drop videos off at Hollywood, I was pulled over for speeding. $63 for going 40 in a 35 mph zone. Come on! Then hottie cop had the audacity to say "Welcome to Ankeny" as he was handing the ticket to me. Back in my youth I could have sweet talked my way out of a ticket, as a matter of fact I have, many times over, but those days are gone. Now I'm referred to as "ma'am" because apparently I'm 80. And certainly there was no way my double chin and crow's feet were getting me out of anything.

Recent

Let's see.....recently we.....made 200 thank you cards for our "Crop for the Cure" breast cancer fundraiser that we do every year. Also, we sanded, power washed and water sealed our deck. And today we cleaned all the windows, inside and out. Plus yesterday Rob washed the car inside and out. What good little not-so-spring cleaners we are. ;)
Here are some random pictures of the kids rock climbing....just cuz they're cute. ;)

Eureka and a new swim suit

I watched that show on SciFi the other night "Eureka" and it wasn't half bad. Plus the lead character guy wasn't hard on the eyes either. I was feeling pretty good about watching a new show on a cable network as they don't cancel their shows quite as quickly as NBC and those who give a show one airing and then decide to give it the axe.
I also bought myself a new 2 piece swim suit the other day. $7 at Kohl's, baby! It's the tank-top kind, as to not show off my post childbearing belly, but it is kind of low cut in the front, so for a gal that used to be an A cup before children, I was looking kind of busty. ;)

Message for the day

I got this from a friend today and it was quite humorous:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews, and testing were

done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you

will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said,

"Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet

for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat

from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Water

Today we...meaning me and the kids because Rob wasn't feeling well, went to Raccoon River Park for 2 birthday parties. My friend Gina's son Sean, and my friend Sharon's daughter Katie were both turning one. They did the typical one year old eating cake type thing, but it was so hot....like 100 degrees today, the frosting was completely melted. What a mess. I was glad I didn't have to clean it up. ;)
After the party the kids and I headed down to the beach. It was torture on our feet because the sand was on fire, even with our sandals on. The kids had a great time, but it was hard for just me to watch them because they both go in different directions and Emma is fearless, so at any minute I'm afraid she'll be drowning in the deep water.....speaking of, I forgot to post about a similar situation the other day at the Clive aquatic center. More on that later. So anyway, we swam for about an hour, got completely covered in sand, came home, showered and have been relaxing in the air conditioning ever since. Here are some pictures from today:




We went to the pool in Clive on Friday and they have a ton of stuff for the kids to do, but I was afraid that Kyle was getting bored in the little kid part so I blew up Emma's inner tube and we all headed over to the big kid pool. We were walking in a row, Kyle in front and Emma behind. I turned around to make sure Emma was following, and she was. The next second, I hear whistles blowing and right after I'd turned my head around, Emma had jumped into the 12 foot water, where they have the diving boards. Luckily she had on the tube, but it was a split second from when I had just checked on her. Even the life guard that had blown the whistle was like "that was quick". Ugh.....she wears me out!
On the topic of water, when we moved into our house, the sprinkler system wasn't working and with the heat, our grass was all brown. So a couple of weeks after we moved in, we fixed it and have been using it. I was kind of scared how much our water bill was going to be because the meter was going crazy whenever the sprinklers were on. But I thought, let's just use it the way we want and see how much it is. That news came in the mail last week....$99.66. Holy shit! Needless to say, there are no more baths every night and the sprinkler system has been downgraded to only 2 nights per week. Our grass is looking pretty green, though. ;)

Does anyone else.....

Have that Fruit of the Loom country song stuck in their heads?

"You Can't Over Love Your Underwear"

If not, get it

http://www.fruitcountryvideo.com/music.html

so I'm not the only one, damn it!

Cleaning and Halloween costumes

I've been a cleaning fiend this week. Monday I cleaned my realtors house, Tuesday was my inlaws house, yesterday was Tina's house.......I didn't get home until after midnight....whew! And today I cleaned mine. I'm looking forward to tomorrow, for a day off. We're going to the aquatic center in Clive and it has a lazy river. I'm ready to be lazy. ;)
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I always like to shop for the kid's Halloween costumes out of season. You always get better prices that way. So today the UPS guy came and brought a vampire and a witch costume. Super cute!

It just keeps getting better

Whenever I think the soap opera of our homes previous owner is over, along comes something else. He had never gotten his mail forwarded, so we've been getting tons of stuff for him.....bank overdraws, overdue bill notices, ect. Well today came a bill from the Pathology Labratory in Des Moines. I thought....oh I've gotta see what this is all about.....so I opened it to find a bill for fungus cultures and fungal smears. GROSS!!!!!! Thank God my shower was painstakingly Tilexed the day we moved in. That is so nasty! Then last night we were down at our newly completed neighborhood park and met a couple that live down the block. We got to talking and when when I told them which house we live in, they kind of laughed. So after a little more chatting about that, the girl said that she thought that "Pepper Jack" was still seeing someone in the neighborhood. Ummmm, yeah apparently someone with a fungal infection. ;)

A few more pictures

Some more of the kids on July 4th:

4th of July parade

We went to the Urbandale parade this morning and here are some pictures:



For the most part it was a good parade, and the people in the parade made sure that all the kids got candy, so that was nice. But next time we go, we'll make sure to sit somewhere other than in the residential area. People are so rude. We got asked to leave the front of someone's yard, so we wound up sitting in the street behind 30 other people. I realize that it's inconvenient to have people in your yard, but come on, it's a parade, and we were past the sidewalk. Next time I'll just go sit on their porch and help myself to their cooler.
Bitches.

Fireworks and birthday party planning

The end of this month is Kyle's birthday. He'll be 9. Damn, that seems old......in terms of being my kid and that we've been able to keep him alive that long. ;) We're having a tiki party with his Mt. Tiki Soki water sprinkler. We even got he and Rob matching Hawaiian shirts. How cute! I got his invites done yesterday and now all I have to do is get them sent out. Target even had decorations on sale....so I was all over it.
Tomorrow is July 4th and we are going to hit the parade in Urbandale. We're still not sure where we are going to go for fireworks, but I'm sure between tonight and tomorrow night, if we just get in the car after dark and drive around, we'll find something. I bought some sparklers too, so it'll be cute to get some pictures of the kids with those. Let's hope they don't set each other on fire. ;)