Just when I thought I'd seen everything

I was sitting here checking my email when all of a sudden my weather ticker came up across the bottom of the screen. The weather has been so crappy lately that pretty much everyday there is some sort of wind chill advisory or winter storm warning, but today was looking pretty nice, so I was like...what the fuck? It was an "air stagnation" warning. Ummmmmm, I'll take a little stagnant air if it means I'm not knee deep in snow or freezing my tits off. Air stagnation warning.....Christ what's next?!