1. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
2. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
3. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
4. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
5. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
7. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
8. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
9. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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