Lately

This weekend my family came to visit. My brother celebrated his 30th birthday and we had a good time making fun of how "old" he is, even though he is the youngest. We went to see Evan Almighty and it was cute. Definitley a family movie, not adult comedy like Bruce Almighty. I also made a good recipe last night that I found from Kraft food and family magazine:

Bacon Cheeseburger Roll-Up

Prep Time: 25 min
Total Time: 50 min
Makes: 6 servings, one slice each


1 lb. lean ground beef
4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, chopped
1/2 cup chopped onions (about 1 small)
1/2 lb. (8 oz.) VELVEETA Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 pkg. (13.8 oz.) refrigerated pizza crust



PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Cook ground beef, bacon and onions in large skillet on medium-high heat until ground beef is evenly browned, stirring occasionally. Drain; return meat mixture to skillet. Add VELVEETA; cook until completely melted, stirring frequently. Cool 10 min.
UNROLL pizza dough onto baking sheet sprayed with cooking spray. Press into 15x8-inch rectangle. Top evenly with meat mixture. Roll up dough, starting at one of the long sides. Rearrange, if necessary, so roll is seam-side down on baking sheet.
BAKE 20 to 25 min. or until golden brown. Cut diagonally into six slices to serve.

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LOL

Do you know what any of these lines are from? Don't cheat and look them up, either you do or you don't. ;)

"Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean."

"Price check on Vagiclean. Some body's baking bread and I think it's sourdough."

"You are about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop"

Can you believe it?

My boy and the rest of his Mets teammates made it to the little league playoffs. Each night this week they played and each night was "if we win tonight, we play tomorrow", and they kept on winning. I just never expected that on Kyle's first baseball experience. He thought it was quite cool. Tonight was the final game and it was kind of nice because there was only one other game being played, so tons of parking and no line for the concession stand. They played really hard, and kept the other team (who they has lost to twice previously)from scoring the last four innings, but they still lost by 2 runs. They thought second place was pretty cool as they got silver medals and their names announced. Here are a couple of pictures of the team and their medals:

Summa-time

It's officially summertime when we've gotten out the old plastic pool. Here are a few pics of the kids playing "snorkeling":

Water

While scanning through the Toys R Us website for gift ideas for Kyle's upcoming birthday, I came across this in the clearance section, down to $7.99 from $39.99. I wonder why.........



Keep Cool Water Dispenser
by: Direct Marketing Success
Holds up to 8 glasses of cold water. Great for his or her room.Small enough to fit nicely in a little space. Comes with two dispensing knobs....


Manufacturer's Age: 12 years and up

Our Recommended Age: 6 years and up


Ok, first of all, look at how fucking jazzed this kid is to be getting water. "Water...rock on!" Like he couldn't just go into the kitchen and do the same thing. Then, the manufacturer's suggested age is 12 and up. Really? An 11 year old couldn't figure out this highly complicated device? "Ok, I've got my cup, now what do I do?" Wait until your next birthday apparently. ;)

Reality Television

I don't watch reality tv. I like my shows with actual actors. Although, I do watch the occasional celeb-reality show.....second only to a Screech dirty Sanchez caught on film is a fat, pissed off Screech caught on film. Anyhoo, my point is, I don't watch or care anything about American Idol. I know who some of the people are, Kelly Clarkson has a couple catchy ditties, but that's about it. So today while driving that song by Carrie Underwood came on, the one about her boyfriend cheating on her. I'd heard it, but never really listened to the lyrics, until today. Holy hell if that isn't a disgruntled bitch. Apparently someone has been cheated on before. ;) She says some shit about keying his truck and carving her name in the leather seats (the cops will never figure out who did it!) and I was instantly reminded of a Kelly Clarkson video where she trashes the ex boyfriends place while he isn't home. American Idol is breeding some extremely perturbed young ladies.

I need to get my drink on

Hilarious Will Ferrell video:
emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/19484

Craigslist

Check out this winner on Craigslist today. My favorite part is the "cocking" ;)



1981 Jeep Cherokee 4x4 Camo V8 360 Today Only - $350

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Reply to: sale-343357120@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-02, 11:12AM CDT


This is a 1981 jeep Cherokee. It has a 360 motor, runs and drives but could use a tuneup. The radiator in the jeep is bad. The person who had this before me used some kind of cocking to seal the seam, but it does not hold any more. The best thing would be just to replace the radiator. You can drive it 15 or 20 miles before it will start to get hot but I would not suggest driving it any farther than that. Theres no reason to burn up a good motor. A radiator for this would not cost a much. For an extra $35 dollars i will leave the new battery in it, if you don't want the new battery i will put the old one back in. If you want a cheap 4x4 this ones it. Call me at 641-745-0209 also have a couple others for sale on craigslist. We just need to get rid of some cars we have to many.