Message for the day

I got this from a friend today and it was quite humorous:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews, and testing were

done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you

will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said,

"Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet

for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat

from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.